#omfg I hate everyone
THE PURPOSE OF HEADPHONES IS FOR ME NOT TO HEAR WHAT YOURE LISTENING TO SO EITHER TURN IT DOWN OR GET BETTER HEADPHONES
“I may not have been sure about what really did interest me, but I was absolutely sure about what didn’t.” -Albert Camus (The Stranger)
"Playing a guitar is one of the best feelings in the world. It’s so euphoric and cathartic. I’ve endured many heartbreaks and losses, all thanks to guitars."
ive been meaning to make work-related comics forever, so enjoy some choice movie title bastardizations.
(these all actually, seriously, happened, with no humor or awareness on the part of the customer at the time as far as I could tell. so, yes, someone actually asked for a ticket to “Detergent” with a straight face.)
nail polish on fingernails: 2 days
nail polish on toenails: 200 years. ur ghost will have glittery toes. ur descendants will come out of the womb w/ revlon 791 midnight affair perfectly applied. infinite