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A damsel too dumb to know she is even in distress.

"Anything that gets your blood racing is probably worth doing."
Hunter S. Thompson (via timid)

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— 5 hours ago with 265163 notes

I just want you to be happy

— 17 hours ago
#so please believe me 

gnarly:

when the red light just turns green and somebody is already beepin at you

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(via smokemaeee)

— 21 hours ago with 89379 notes
"They burned the bridge, then ask why I don’t visit."
Ugo Eze (via kvtes)

(Source: ayougo, via socialconsequences)

— 1 day ago with 111174 notes
yungstank:

"I told you I was gonna find ya ass, where my money at, my nigga, come catch this fade"

yungstank:

"I told you I was gonna find ya ass, where my money at, my nigga, come catch this fade"

(via crooklynassozzy)

— 1 day ago with 136788 notes
iwishihadafather:

BAREFOOT IN THE BATHROOM I REPEAT BAREFOOT IN THE BATHROOM HE IS BAREFOOT IN THIS BATHROOM THIS IS A CVS NOT A BEACH NOT YOUR HOUSE PEOPLE HAVE PISSED ON THIS FLOOR AND JESUS HAS DIED FOR YOUR SINS AND NOT SO YOU CAN BE BAREFOOT IN THIS BATHROOM

iwishihadafather:

BAREFOOT IN THE BATHROOM I REPEAT BAREFOOT IN THE BATHROOM HE IS BAREFOOT IN THIS BATHROOM THIS IS A CVS NOT A BEACH NOT YOUR HOUSE PEOPLE HAVE PISSED ON THIS FLOOR AND JESUS HAS DIED FOR YOUR SINS AND NOT SO YOU CAN BE BAREFOOT IN THIS BATHROOM

(via youvemademe-weak)

— 1 day ago with 71934 notes
"I get lonely almost as quickly as I get sick of people."
Nate Mask (via suspend)

(Source: kacidiane, via sup3rcat)

— 1 day ago with 214204 notes

brianabizzare:

My 3rd grade teacher once told me to read the books that are the the most damaged on the outside because you can tell by the damage its been read by a lot of people, and there’s usually a great story on the inside.
This advice hasn’t failed me yet.

(Source: bri-g124, via dream-with-the-gypsies)

— 2 days ago with 267485 notes
euo:

"You have to consider the possibility that God does not like you. He never wanted you. In all probability, he hates you. This is not the worst thing that can happen."
Fight Club (1999) dir. David Fincher

euo:

"You have to consider the possibility that God does not like you. He never wanted you. In all probability, he hates you. This is not the worst thing that can happen."

Fight Club (1999) dir. David Fincher

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— 2 days ago with 14608 notes