irrelevant yet intelligent

rape me, my friend   facebook   i like this a lot   half-human   half-machine   

A damsel too dumb to know she is even in distress.

consulting-criminal-fan:

Shaving your legs. More like yoga in the shower with razor blades.

(via monachopsis-me)

— 51 minutes ago with 182978 notes

photoshoptrial:

do you ever write a message but halfway through you think “you know what fuck it they dont even care” and delete it

(Source: windowsupdates, via letsbeflowerchildren)

— 1 day ago with 239629 notes
constant headache - joyce manor

(Source: timedvibes, via lexdamore)

— 1 day ago with 670 notes

THE PURPOSE OF HEADPHONES IS FOR ME NOT TO HEAR WHAT YOURE LISTENING TO SO EITHER TURN IT DOWN OR GET BETTER HEADPHONES

— 1 day ago
#omfg I hate everyone 
comradekatie:

“I may not have been sure about what really did interest me, but I was absolutely sure about what didn’t.”  -Albert Camus (The Stranger) 

comradekatie:

“I may not have been sure about what really did interest me, but I was absolutely sure about what didn’t.”  -Albert Camus (The Stranger) 

(via letsbeflowerchildren)

— 1 day ago with 98961 notes

hybridthry:

wearing all black today to mourn the death of my motivation

(via crooklynassozzy)

— 1 day ago with 474361 notes
"Playing a guitar is one of the best feelings in the world. It’s so euphoric and cathartic. I’ve endured many heartbreaks and losses, all thanks to guitars."
— 2 days ago with 436 notes

noveltastic:

"DEBBIE DID YOU FAX THOSE PAPERS TO MANAGEMENT?"

(via nippleslasher)

— 2 days ago with 108198 notes

siderealscion:

mALEFISHIENT, MARK

ive been meaning to make work-related comics forever, so enjoy some choice movie title bastardizations.

(these all actually, seriously, happened, with no humor or awareness on the part of the customer at the time as far as I could tell. so, yes, someone actually asked for a ticket to “Detergent” with a straight face.)

(via breathe-kids)

— 2 days ago with 165344 notes

peperomint:

nail polish on fingernails: 2 days
nail polish on toenails: 200 years. ur ghost will have glittery toes. ur descendants will come out of the womb w/ revlon 791 midnight affair perfectly applied. infinite

(via herdaydreamaway)

— 2 days ago with 126763 notes