irrelevant yet intelligent

rape me, my friend   half-human   half-machine   facebook   i like this a lot   

A damsel too dumb to know she is even in distress.

killerville:

french girls drink wine naked in the bath and it’s hot, but i drink a case of 4 loko naked in the starfish touch tank at sea world and it’s “probably like 50 felonies, you monster.” whatever, OFFICER

(via throughcoffeeeyes-deactivated20)

— 15 hours ago with 54357 notes
#omfg 

cheesoisuncool:

new traffic light color ideas

  • purple: turn around and go back
  • mega green: like green except greener. it means that you have to double go.
  • cyan: apply your turbo boosters and do a cool drift or get arrested by the car law
  • black: sucks you into a cyber vortex where you have to do a bonus stage road and collect rings

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— 17 hours ago with 147781 notes
Reblog If You Can Take Off Your Bra Without Taking Your Shirt Off.

sailing-s0ul:

awomanfromitaly:

anukii:

mis-c3l-la-neous:

themishamigosofthemishapocalypse:

50eathaters:

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Girl’s are amazing

I think we broke the notes…

i feel like i’m reblogging history. “the post that broke the notes”

THERE ARE NO FUCKING NOTES

WE HAVE REACHED INFINITY

what the heLL

where is it

(via you-are-moosetaken)

— 19 hours ago

tearyourworldapart:

how to disappear completely 

(Source: suerreal, via fthesystem)

— 1 day ago with 3069 notes

why do so many cute boys work at gas stations 

— 1 day ago
#ughh 

do you ever go through those phases where you just don’t feel like talking to anyone for a few days and it’s not because you’re mad or anything you just don’t feel like talking???

(Source: clara-oswald, via letsbeflowerchildren)

— 1 day ago with 816570 notes
#always