irrelevant yet intelligent

rape me, my friend   half-human   half-machine   facebook   i like this a lot   

A damsel too dumb to know she is even in distress.

concepthuman:

We can rebuild him. We have the technology. We can make him better than he was. Bigger, stronger, faster.

concepthuman:

We can rebuild him. We have the technology. We can make him better than he was. Bigger, stronger, faster.

(Source: catgifsoup, via floridactyl)

— 5 hours ago with 38347 notes

teamrocketing:

*tries to act cool by not texting back right away but forgets and never texts back*

(via socialconsequences)

— 5 hours ago with 511830 notes

octobra:

sorry mom you’ve hit ask limit

(Source: youtubeofficial, via insomniadope)

— 5 hours ago with 388007 notes

Can’t wait til Friday so I don’t have to live with these fuckers anymore

— 5 hours ago
"You deserve someone who knows how to make things up to you after hurting you. Not someone who is very good with just the word, “sorry.”"
— 11 hours ago with 29282 notes
#I like this a lot 

condom:

yeah ur secrets safe with me
I wasn’t listening in the first place

(via theviewfromunderwater)

— 13 hours ago with 278913 notes
"I just want to tell you, at some point it doesn’t matter who was right and who was wrong. At some point, being angry is just another bad habit, like smoking, and you keep poisoning yourself without thinking about it."
Jonathan Tropper, This is Where I Leave You (via sensibilitaet)

(Source: a-thousand-words, via nachunsdiesintflut)

— 15 hours ago with 20440 notes

unexplained-events:

In Seattle, Washington, an aged and allegedly “haunted” coke machine has been in the same spot for over fifteen years, but despite its outward appearance the machine is fully functional. In fact, the machine has always worked. Some of the drinks it dispenses are normal Coke products, but some are products that are no longer on the market and don’t exist any more. Some of the buttons are labeled as a “mystery” and give a random product when pushed. The business closest to it, a locksmith, state that they have never witnessed anyone restocking the machine at any time, No one ever has, and the mystery of it has attracted tons of people to test out the machine for themselves. It’s also pretty interesting to note that the prices for the sodas have risen over time, recently being from 55 cents to 75. I guess ghost machines have to pay the bills somehow.

(via you-are-moosetaken)

— 1 day ago with 98841 notes
"Is it just a bad night or am I getting bad again?"
I ask myself this all the time (via lonexwxlf)

(via you-are-moosetaken)

— 1 day ago with 131288 notes
dammitammit:

Mac and how everyone feels about his shit in a nutshell

dammitammit:

Mac and how everyone feels about his shit in a nutshell

(Source: vagyokazsombor, via fijiwaterdog)

— 2 days ago with 48097 notes
peanutsareforpussies:

sleepyshibe:

what are you doing you dumb animal

making his bread

peanutsareforpussies:

sleepyshibe:

what are you doing you dumb animal

making his bread

(Source: neotoyko, via protestification)

— 2 days ago with 444437 notes
"Don’t tell me it’s just a phase, I’ve been sad for 3 fucking years. This isn’t just a phase"
— 2 days ago with 207485 notes