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A damsel too dumb to know she is even in distress.



She literally got a drink of water and then walked over to my boots and spit the water in them.

Was it revenge for the braids?

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I need a make out session so intense that I forget all my problems and possibly my name.

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"The axe forgets; the tree remembers."

African proverb 

This is a Zimbabwean proverb from the Shona tribe, meaning that a person who harms another or borrows from someone will often forget, but the person who is harmed or borrowed from will always remember.

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"I’m so loyal to anything that gives me the teeniest bit of happiness and completion, and that’s exactly where my naivety lies."

Dau Voire (via kushandwizdom)

Holy fuck this is me

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I’m tired of being alone

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Anonymous asked: what drugs have you done



nice try mom

— 19 hours ago with 46107 notes

so I just moved in on saturday to my dorm, its on the third floor and there’s no AC or breeze :c i know a decent amount of people because of the summer program which is really helpful. and the dining hall food is shit but i live right next door to it.

— 20 hours ago with 1 note
#so far its ok  #also i got like 4 rutgers shirts already  #and tomorrow is TARGET DAY SO MORE FREE STUFF 
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The First Person Who Gave You Terrible Head

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Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind (2004)

Come back and make up a good-bye at least. Let’s pretend we had one.

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